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She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot, and then we spooned
Without her in my life, I would be doomed

This colorway was inspired by the song by Motion City Soundtrack. Click here to open it on Spotify & check it out!

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